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Scare Tactics FTW!

Much to my delight Scare Tactics has been posted on Hulu. I had all but forgotten about the show that originally aired a few years ago — with host Shannon Doughtery when recently I saw an ad for an updated version with host Tracy Morgan. The problem with my being able to watch the show didn’t, however, so much lie in the choice of host (though I think Morgan is a bit appetizing to the palate) but in trying to figure out air-times. I’ve never been very good at remembering when a show is on and rarely do I tune my dial to the SciFi channel when there isn’t a marathon of some show that has been cancelled for several decades. Hence I’m glad that Hulu posted it and I get to enjoy the antics and pranks at my own leisure, creating a little mini-marathon for myself this morning.

If you haven’t seen the show its similar in format to the old “Candid Camera” or new “Punkt” format where an unwitting participant is duped into believing a bizarre scenario while the audience laughs at their stupidity. The twist with Scare Tactics is that instead of the premise being bizarrely funny in order to shock the participant it is based upon a paranormal event set in the fantasy or Sci Fi realm. The effect is to scare the ba-Jesus out of the person. For example one scene has a participant who is hired for an odd-job on a farm who’s owner (an actor) is very a very testing and demanding, border-line paranoid. The dupe along with his “co-workers” (also actors) are unclear about the whereabouts of the “owner’s” brother. They set about their work loading branches into a chipper when one of the co-workers disappears. The participant along while finishing the chipping work see a stream of (fake) blood shoot through the machine and upon discovering the half-mangled body of their deceased co-worker the owner returns and starts screaming about how they “didn’t see anything.” Of course, the actors are just portraying characters. The dupe, however, is shitting his pants more scared than he has ever been in his life until he it is all revealed as a prank.

One of the beauties of the show is not simply the premise — that scaring people is funny but in a lot of ways mirrors the popularity of folk-lore. That is, the skits concocted are slightly based in reality and are acted out real enough that placed into the situation the participant can’t tell that the over-acting and silly postulation are fake. By blending reality with fantasy the show achieves a sort of hyper-reality making true what cannot be. For the individual involved the reality of the sketch is de-facto reality.
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Posted by nate on July 24th, 2008 1 Comment

Thank You for Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory.

McSweeneys Internet Tendency: Thank You for Choosing the Hyatt Regency Purgatory. [link]

“Ice—Ice machines can be found on every floor. Guests are welcome to help themselves to as much ice as desired, except when enduring mandatory periods of purifying fire.

Newspapers—A complimentary copy of USA Today will be delivered to your room each weekday. Note: Though some guests may tell you that reading USA Today every morning is “hell,” we can assure you that it is not actually Hell.”

.. for the catholic

Posted by nate on July 24th, 2008 No Comments

OK, Its Time to Talk About the Elephant in the Room.

McSweeneys Internet Tendency: OK, Its Time to Talk About the Elephant in the Room. [link]
“So this isnt a question of me being uptight. This is a question of having a giant elephant in the conference room. Its huge. It stinks. And I think it might have relieved itself on one of the spare laptops.”

Posted by nate on July 19th, 2008 No Comments

Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers: Humor: The New Yorker

Shouts & Murmurs: Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers: Humor: The New Yorker [link]
3. Steal Cheryl’s famous potato-salad recipe. When Cheryl asks, “Why did you steal my recipe?,” say, “I don’t know, Cheryl, why did you break my heart?” Then laugh so she knows you’re just kidding.

(Via: Kottke

Posted by nate on July 18th, 2008 No Comments

tamagotchi

Posted by nate on July 18th, 2008 1 Comment

Chemical Party

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This video should be standard curriculum in high school chemistry.

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UPDATE:
As soon as you post something up someone takes it down! :( Here is an alternate link to a quicktime version: [LINK]

Posted by nate on June 14th, 2008 No Comments

Buttersafe - The Organ Lender

These two Buttersafe comics speak to me for some reason.
The Organ Lender[link]

Death Ray [link]

There’s something relatable to me about suffering for technology or something. Then again maybe I’m reading into it too much.

Posted by nate on June 7th, 2008 No Comments

Hitler’s Greatest Hits

Proving once again that on a rainy day YouTube is your best friend I found this small meme revolving around remixing film footage of Hitler to make it appear that he is singing or dancing along with pop songs. I wont subject you to the sub-meme of Hitler as an emo-kid.. I’ll leave you to find those for yourself.

Videos:
Hitler Plays the Banjo and Sings [link]

Hitler Sings the Darkness [link]

Hitler is the Scatman [link]

Hitler Sings I Saw her Standing There [link]

Hitler Sings ‘The Jeffersons’ Theme [link]

And for good measure: Spongebob als ‘Der Füherer’ [link]

I’ll probably rot in hell for this

Posted by nate on May 31st, 2008 No Comments

McSweeneys Internet Tendency: Lacanian Jokes of the Day.

McSweeney’s has a list of “Lacanian” jokes. That is jokes associated with Jacques Lacan, the 20th century French philosopher/psychologist most famous for the “mirror stage”.McSweeneys Internet [link]

“A Freudian, a Jungian, and a Lacanian walk into a bar.

The Freudian orders a cigar.

The Jungian orders an Etruscan mask to conceal his face.

“You cretins” says the Lacanian. He then orders a beer, which, however, he does not desire.”

Posted by nate on May 31st, 2008 No Comments

Microwave Business (via kottke)

So I found this video [link] on kottke.org. It’s a video of someone putting a mobile phone into a microwave. Pretty sweet but you have to see it. Its what I feel I’ve known all along about cell phones.

But what is kind of even more bizarre is that I found out that there is an entire show on youTube that is about what happens when you put bizarre things like VHS Tapes and lightbulbs into a microwave. [link]. Three seasons in all!

Posted by nate on May 27th, 2008 No Comments