How to Perform a Tracheotomy
McSweeny’s has a great piece by Sarah Walker
“Assure Susan that you are a doctor and be sure to have made up a doctor badge that you can show her. It should be made of pure gold with something like five snakes engraved on it. You probably aren’t a doctor. If you are, good for you. That must’ve taken a long time. You must be very proud and possibly wealthy.”