Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers: Humor: The New Yorker
Shouts & Murmurs: Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers: Humor: The New Yorker [link]
3. Steal Cheryl’s famous potato-salad recipe. When Cheryl asks, “Why did you steal my recipe?,� say, “I don’t know, Cheryl, why did you break my heart?� Then laugh so she knows you’re just kidding.
(Via: Kottke

