Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers: Humor: The New Yorker
Shouts & Murmurs: Fourteen Passive-Aggressive Appetizers: Humor: The New Yorker [link]
3. Steal Cheryl’s famous potato-salad recipe. When Cheryl asks, “Why did you steal my recipe?,” say, “I don’t know, Cheryl, why did you break my heart?” Then laugh so she knows you’re just kidding.
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